Friday 15 February 2008

golf

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'

Wednesday 6 February 2008

love story

Love Story
I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot

Tuesday 5 February 2008

release photos

firstly the `smaller one` the female

then `mr boss bird`,as you can see he is huge

after checking both dirrections ,off they went to the wider part of the river

Sunday 3 February 2008

mum and dad swan

these pictures were taken while they were away, initially to check him out as it was suspected that he had artritis, as he was having problems walking, ( mind you hes a hefty boy) they took both rather than leave her on her own, just as well as it transpired that she had some sort of problem , ( pus and nasty stuff in her breast area) which was duely drained and then they discovered she had a growth in that area, which unfortunately after removal has been discovered to be mallignant, so she will have a close eye kept on her,

now the good news, they both came `home` yesterday,( photos to follow) we havent seen either of them today, but hopefully we`ll find them tomorrow as he has to have drops given each day,